ATHLETE #332 — REGISTERED
DUCK
#332
$RUNNER
number 332. red shoes. full athlete credentials. #iRUNthisISLAND
I've never felt more personally challenged by a bird in my life. new runner just dropped on the market. the duck is faster than your portfolio.
Duck #332
332
DUCK RUNNER
LEFT / RIGHT OR SWIPE TO DODGE — COLLECT RED SHOES
SCORE: 0
RED SHOES: 0
BEST: 0
RED SHOES ARE RARE — GRAB THEM ALL
332
Bib Number
Red
Shoes
PRO
Athlete Status
1
Duck
WTF IS $RUNNER?
Duck #332 showed up to the marathon with red shoes and full athlete credentials.

Nobody asked. Nobody approved it. The duck just registered and started running. #iRUNthisISLAND.

$RUNNER is for everyone who's ever shown up somewhere they weren't invited and absolutely owned it.

The duck is faster than your portfolio. The duck doesn't care about your FUD. The duck has red shoes.